I know why pregnant women waddle…

I know why they waddle. And it’s not because their bellies are too big, or a baby is pressing on their bladder. It is because of hemorrhoids. And I can say that because I know -_-
I know its probably not PC to talk about it, since no one likes discussing those types of things but this is my blog and what i say goes…
It is the worst! You can’t sleep at night because you can’t find a comfortable position where it doesn’t hurt, you can’t sit like a normal person, you can’t walk right. It’s just horrible. Making a human being isn’t easy. I always knew that women were amazing and could withstand so much and had to ensure more then men but OH.MY.JEESUSSS.
If you have been pregnant or had hemorrhoids, then you know what I’m talking about. I’ve currently invested in preparation h, because apparently it can get worse during the third trimester and I’m trying to nip it in the bud now. Also icing the little monster. Now if the thought of icing your nether region seems alien to you or something you don’t think you could deal with, let me tell you that when you have a small balloon of your own skin rubbing in between your cheeks EVERY SINGLE TIME you move.. You will go to great lengths. Just remember that. The same goes for suppositories.

Hope this brought a smile or laugh to your day! But I promise I meant every word lol

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6 thoughts on “I know why pregnant women waddle…

  1. Genevieve laidley says:

    You are too funny, lol can’t stop laughing . Didn’t have it when I was pregnant but had my first episode last year and for sure it’s not enjoyable . The body is an amazing thing, I think it happens because our body is trying to tell us something like you are too stressed out. The same way when we get a breakout of pimples it’s telling us that it is stressed. So try your best to slow down and take a deep breath and relax on your couch😊 hope u feel better, it will get better😉promise. 😍😘

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  2. Patricia John (Granny) says:

    I sympathize with you. I know only too well the agony of those
    H’s. With Gilbert I learnt to use the ice, my doctor told me to. It does help freezing the little ‘b’. Love you. Like G says it will get better. Yes, Woman can endure much more than Men.

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  3. birminghambell says:

    OUCH!!!!! I waddle because my lady bits are swollen I think! It HURTS down there!!!!! I don’t need things to rub anymore than they have to! It feels like I got hit with a baseball bat in queen victoria! I’ve even done ice to that area…it was awesome. I hope your butt feels better soon lol!

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  4. Amy says:

    ROFL…. thank you for the laugh. I hope that you “nip them in the butt” (no pun intended) quickly or else D is going to be unhappy right along with you! take care preious!

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  5. Aunty Aloun says:

    My dear Bianca, i did not have it while I was pregnant with Domonic but they developed while I was in labour. It was painful so much so I couldn’t walk and had to go back into hospital when he was three weeks old to cut them! I used to tell the nurses that when someone told you that “you were a pain in the arse” you were to take it serious because that was a terrible thing!

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