I know why they waddle. And it’s not because their bellies are too big, or a baby is pressing on their bladder. It is because of hemorrhoids. And I can say that because I know -_-
I know its probably not PC to talk about it, since no one likes discussing those types of things but this is my blog and what i say goes…
It is the worst! You can’t sleep at night because you can’t find a comfortable position where it doesn’t hurt, you can’t sit like a normal person, you can’t walk right. It’s just horrible. Making a human being isn’t easy. I always knew that women were amazing and could withstand so much and had to ensure more then men but OH.MY.JEESUSSS.
If you have been pregnant or had hemorrhoids, then you know what I’m talking about. I’ve currently invested in preparation h, because apparently it can get worse during the third trimester and I’m trying to nip it in the bud now. Also icing the little monster. Now if the thought of icing your nether region seems alien to you or something you don’t think you could deal with, let me tell you that when you have a small balloon of your own skin rubbing in between your cheeks EVERY SINGLE TIME you move.. You will go to great lengths. Just remember that. The same goes for suppositories.
Hope this brought a smile or laugh to your day! But I promise I meant every word lol