Backstory: mini got a cut on her knee at daycare. Later that night as I was giving her a bath I brushed it with the wash rag in process of cleaning her. While I’m toweling her off:
Mini: mommy don’t touch my boo boo
Me: I’m sorry I have to dry you off
Mini: stop I’m going to be mad
Me: (laughing) you’re going to be mad? At me?
Mini: yeah cause you’re not listening
(At this point I call out to D so he can come hear this and I recap the story for him )
Me: so you’re going to be mad at me ?
Mini: yeah cause you’re not listening. Daddy you going to give mommy the jack ups right?
Backstory: mini LOVES cheese. Grilled cheese, string cheese, cheesy rice, cheesy fries everything cheese. Lately she had a lot of cheese and when she went #2 in the morning it was small and I wondered if the recent intake of cheese was causing her to be constipated.
Mini: mommy can I have some bread
Me: sure (puts bread to make toast into toaster oven)
Mini: with cheese?
Me: um maybe later
Mini: mommy can I have cheese on my bread
Me: well I want you to make a bigger poop on the potty before you have any more cheese. If you make a big one the you can have more cheese
Mini: (walks to the bathroom even though she just went like 15 mins prior)
Me: what are you doing ? Where are you going
Mini: I’m going to make a big poop on the potty so I can have cheese
Me and d start laughing because she meant this every single word and she pushed and she did make a big one so I put some cheese on her bread