so i kind of have this thing where i post my weekend recap, and i’m thinking i might start another thing of posting convos with a toddler. my toddler…
the things that come of out mini’s mouth sometimes make us laugh so hard and i love hearing what other moms say their kids said/did so i’ll post a few that i remember to start:
[ keep in mind, mini is 2.5 years old. ]
backstory: the other day i got home from running errands with my free chipotle bowl in a brown bag and found her and D couch, with her chicken nuggets in the microwave
mini: whats that
me: thats mommy’s food, i think your chicken nuggets are almost ready.
mini: i dont want chicken nuggets i want mommys food.
me: (putting groceries away) baby you aren’t going to like mommy’s food you are going to have chicken nuggets
mini: i want mommy’s food, i don’t want chicken nuggets
me: (pulls a table up to the couch with my food so i can eat, mini’s food isn’t quite ready yet)
mini: (pulls her chair up to the same table, and looks at me expectantly)i want to take a bite
me: baby you aren’t going to like mommy’s food. (takes container out of bag. its a bowl with a foil top. unwraps the foil sides and proceeds to take off cover. opens cover and guac that was stuck to top falls back into the bowl)
mini: EWWWWWWWWWWW (proceeds to throw herself back into the chair) i don’t want that i want chicken nuggets
me: 🙂 i know baby
backstory: it’s valentines day and D has made me Nutella strawberry french toast as im sitting at the table. he brings my plate over to me..
mini: ooh mommy what’s that
me & d: it’s breakfast for mommy
mini: i want to take a bite 😀 (as she smiles big and moves to sit next to me looking at my plate expectantly)
backstory: got takeout seafood for dinner and i had seared ahi tuna.
mini: mommy whats that? eat you food eat you dinner
me: yes this is mommy’s food you want to try?
mini: yeah (I tear a piece and give it to her)
mini: (looks at it in her fingers, licks it) ewwww i don’t like it (proceeds to hand it back)
me: argh ok.
mini: eat you food mommy
me: i am, you want to try it?
mini: yeah (conveniently forgets that she just “tried it” looks at it) i don’t like it (hands it back)